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1.
Viri Magni 02:58
ooooooo you walk up the stairs and i never see you again color me oh my surprised to find you laying in the basement where we spent so much of our time away from prying eyes and youre not a skeleton in my closet youre a phantom at my back and if i have to turn around again ill have a heart attack cause im tired of picking up after you crash and burn over and over again it's getting tired and im so thin im runnin on fumes im crawling through your slime you dont strike me as someone whos gonna stick with me through life but dont worry about that now we got time to sit and talk i wanna see you grow but not if you refuse to be more careful and are we growing apart or are you growing cold it's so sad but change is imminent i just want you to be careful be so careful be so careful
2.
MRSA Major 05:36
"What kind of automobile do you drive?" "One that gets me where I'm goin'!" "Can it get us to the party?" "Aha, no shoes, no service!" i am completely fucking emotionless totally indifferent to all this shit eating saltines and canned beans til im weak in the knees livin the dream, whatever the fuck that means it's alright you know, i keep it clean plainest walls you ever seen but it's my home, the room i'll die in alone eating my greens fir all eternity it helps you pee or something whatever only leavin if someone makes me rate's psychotic baby, for sure but who really has a cure?not me, not while i'm alive at least i'm just takin it all raw one day one week one year one lifetime at a time and the days go by it's the constellation of disease looking up at the light in yourself maybe there's a way out so the walls start to get all hot and heavy i begin to sweat profusely they're closin in on me and i wish somebody'd just shoot me my apartment's fillin up oh it's absolutely brimming now my pores are these gaping holes and i'm positively swimmin now feet off the floor i'm floatin thru the fluids and i realize i don't want this anymore so i'm unlocking the door and tumblin out onto the porch and i'm screamin and there's this guy standin there starin at me and i'm causin a disturbance and now he's leavin and i feel so far away from havin any sort of feelin oh nothing looks familiar anymore it's the constellation of disease looking up at the light from the bottom of that hole in yourself maybe there's a way it's a congregation of everything that you've ever known from the beginning to the end it's all been laid out i wish the ceiling would cave in and give me something to see then i'd want the light to make me blind and give me something to believe so i fell asleep on the floor nothin to do to give me dreams so i just slept in the static knowing that i will never leave it behind i will go through life and it's a constant reminder and you cant stop it ever i am getting tired of this stanza everything will be alright you and me baby we're gonna stay here forever i'll die content knowing it doesnt make sense and that's my deal it'll never heal we'll just kneel and pray that in heaven it'll all be okay
3.
whats so wrong with war? we need some bloodshed now and then remember the 60s wasnt that romantic? it gave us Fortunate Son save for some antics and all the semantics needless to say they bore me we all had oodles of fun who gives a shit if we won? wanna be held in splendor im chafin up pick up a sword or gun what the hell would Kubrick have done if napalm werent invented you never asked what im going through and if you did well i couldn't hear you over the sound of my voice my inner monologue it drowns out all the noise the pointlessness of introspection and i expect that ill lie patiently in wait for the day that ill be told it's time to go to face the faceless enemy and be so bold (i am drenched in dresden. a fountain of youth to soak your head in. douse your hands and raise them. i am the paver of golden streets dirtied by feet of people who are already dead but dont know it yet.) but i cant wait that long i feel so wrong im fuckin bored to shreds i wanna see some heads tumblin across the floor and tell all the boys back home that this is all for the best oh yeah forget about it baby just stand right there and give me a m a y b e want you to move it move it or LOSE IT now come on shake your butt and i dont fucking wanna hear nothin it's getting hot in here and i feel attacked i wish somebody would let in a draft let's get some air go over there i need a remedy i need something to believe peacetime is no time and i feel like im wasting mine stuntin all my violent tendencies and bottled up emotions when i display concerning behavior it's not my problem it's not preexisting trauma it's just cuz i love my mama you get what you paid for you better be so greatful im my own fuckin man i got my own fuckin plan part of something so large let em know whos in charge im burstin at the seams you dont even have to convince me this is all i need gimme all your respect it's all for the best i cant remember a time i felt was entirely mine dont ever ask me for an inward temperamental analysis 'go straight into paralysis at the very notion of a self reflection session id rather exist as a vulture cloaca deep in an endless war culture buying camo cargo shorts filling my pockets with beans cause im feelin right now like im part of a machine that feeds into my institutionally induced sentiments of home and peace okAy one more time i guess but things are d i f f e r e n t now this is an indefinate propagation of an ideal ideology not an invasaive species a beacon of hope and consistency can't bear to hold my tongue even before weve wom dont tell me what ive done i am my father's son it's a necessity and it gets the best of me when i cry at you incessantly to laugh at waxing death this is an ode to you (ive never felt so close to you) it makes me feel so old it's true (when i say and do these things) it's not just cause i want it (it's because i needed to) we've never been so old we're the pavers of these streets of gold it was never ours to hold can you see your reflection when you look down, are you in paradise? or is it just another pair of eyes oooo it's not hard to see (this economy) is dependent on me this is freedom in its prime (all this time) peacetimes the only time that i feel like im scraping by just wasting all my violent tendencies on bottled up emotions gonna display concerning behavior to solve my problems yeah it's a lifetime of trauma i swear i love my mama this is what you pay for you better be so goddamn grateful this is what you paid for you better be so careful
4.
(sells from one end shits from the other) idle hands will make quick work of the time to feel sublime in the glow of the neon lights lay down and watch it fly by commercial. partake in communion on the stolen ground ill live forever if i can help it. in the receipts i can see the light. no deviation you dont ignore it the machines would never stand for it face down lying on the pavement burning my face off lapping up the dog paws seered onto the asphalt get a whiff of that concrete singing the undersides of your feet there used to be grass here humanity so crass, so queer how we got here cuz now that it's all gone i get my crocs on and i can skip along to the 711 where i get my rocks off baby for so long all i see and feel is heaven we're gonna live it up on the dying planet everybody now! so many bodies fever dreaming eating machines powered by coal and petroleum it'll taste alright if you just close your eyes imagine the flavor the sweetness it's just like heaven there in the dark dim flickering sickly yellow light i feel god in this aisle tonight is it spring again through the cracks ill raise my hand call on me enternity ive ben paved over so earnestly face down i wanna feel greatness clawing my face off lapping up the runoff flowin from the asshole of a man-made deity (making the light from the cities so bright so you cant see) that there used to be grass here humanity so crass so queer how we got here and now that it's all gone lets get our crocs on so we can skip along cuz it's hard to visualize your own death when you're that affluent all you see and feel is heaven
5.
Hey hey have you felt the sensation And mayhaps have you thought about givin away your woes for the day I wanna make you happen Oh baby, do you want eternal life? Well you can have it here with me for tonight Just say if the mood is right And youll live in it forever Im not far and youre close enough lets take some time to realize ourselves cause oh baby im so pregnant with the thought of you it's all in your head but mostly in mine innuendo hahahaha wide red eyes when the door opens and all the world shines here's a night we can surrender our lives to absolutely no one but if youd help me with my sadness i could help you with yours too if only for a little while in the time were together youll feel like youll feel like this forever oh god i need paradise now where everything's fine and im not dying and we're young so fuck it til it means nothing in the world at large existence is a fling so let me sate your woes with my diction and addition to your body count baby oh you know it wont sting dont mean a thing love dont sting unless you let it girl hey dont you dig you die my vibe i know you know you wanna like it im starin at the ass end of reality you got a life full of runnin from the thoughts that you had of me i get around i go to fuckin town give me a split lip baby yeah you know im down don't worry this wont forever you got an affliction for commitment that ya gotta drown out but we aint hurtin nobody yeah we're not suffocating anyone im perfectly content to lay down and play dead give me a reason to freak it baby and i dont mean it *sexily* oh god i wanna get you high i wanna waste your time i wanna leave you feelin empty and wondering why nothin this instant satisfies anymore oh is that such a crime oh my darlin im insatiable im married now and forever to this mindset so take your pills i got more thrills than you got milestones itl's you o'clock and im the hands that bind lemme take your time to realize myself cause oh baby this is how it all will end dont make me say it again dont wanna face it again dont wanna deal with my lizard brain making me crazy when im lookin for that hazy slazy access baby this is all that i know just wanna put you in my pocket take with me to work save you for a rainy day you be my little anne frank ill keep you safe we're not up in the air anymore yeah we're not lost at sea the body count increasing evermore but i can see you have your eye on me it's like a movie, hear the tv scream it's such a wonderful fantasy but it's not permanent yeah im no superman and god knows youre not either baby no offense dont you worry it wasnt ever a big deal anyway ill take my leave cant you see that oh my baby this isnt love i know you know it never was so why all of this posturing can we just mutter our goodbyes and dust off but was it everything you always dreamed of or do you still feel lonesome wasnt it the deal that we were here to just forget about everything, cuz i don't remember a single word you said at all and i dont remember if i said anything at all if you ever need me again in the dark of your bed at your lowest points your most looming dread turn on the tv or go for a drive stare at a screen awhile and ill come alive

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released December 18, 2020

Jesse Tijerina - vocals, guitars, keys, percussion, Tinder
Ben Van Pelt - bass, Laughter
Sam Nelms - guitars, backing vocals, keys, percussion

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